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supercakechan
Beastman
Number of posts : 91
Age : 29
Location : In a calculator divided by zero
Registration date : 2008-11-18
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Okami_8441
webmaster... bleh.....
Number of posts : 955
Age : 32
Location : DESPICABLE, SLIMY, SCUMMY....
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:58 am | |
| i'd post an awesome gif of chuck norris right now...
but it won't work since it's too big... :/
ANYWAYS....
JFK didn't die from an assassin's bullet....
Chuck Norris blocked the bullet with his nipples in time and JFK's head blew up out of sheer amazement | |
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supercakechan
Beastman
Number of posts : 91
Age : 29
Location : In a calculator divided by zero
Registration date : 2008-11-18
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:09 pm | |
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Okami_8441
webmaster... bleh.....
Number of posts : 955
Age : 32
Location : DESPICABLE, SLIMY, SCUMMY....
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:27 pm | |
| indeed...
my friend...
has a HUGE book full of chuck norris jokes...
you know how big school text books are?
THIS BOOK IS ABOUT 2-3 TIMES THICKER!
also...
steroids are made from Chuck Norris' DNA | |
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supercakechan
Beastman
Number of posts : 91
Age : 29
Location : In a calculator divided by zero
Registration date : 2008-11-18
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:46 am | |
| Lol, I wanna check that book out... and the steroids, too. lol. | |
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Okami_8441
webmaster... bleh.....
Number of posts : 955
Age : 32
Location : DESPICABLE, SLIMY, SCUMMY....
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:37 am | |
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Mods=Gods
Number of posts : 578
Age : 34
Location : THE CAKE IS A LIE!THE CAKE IS A LIE!THE CAKE IS A LIE!THE CAKE IS A LIE!THE CAKE IS A LIE! ...cake
Registration date : 2008-04-24
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:35 am | |
| chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands | |
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Okami_8441
webmaster... bleh.....
Number of posts : 955
Age : 32
Location : DESPICABLE, SLIMY, SCUMMY....
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:17 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | |
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Parable
Mods=Gods
Number of posts : 212
Age : 33
Location : A wonderful world
Registration date : 2008-04-24
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:48 pm | |
| Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar couldn't withstand the combined awsomness and exploded. | |
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Okami_8441
webmaster... bleh.....
Number of posts : 955
Age : 32
Location : DESPICABLE, SLIMY, SCUMMY....
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:09 am | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits... | |
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Fridae
Beastman
Number of posts : 89
Age : 31
Location : Inside a cardboard box
Registration date : 2009-02-11
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:08 pm | |
| In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked nothing in the face and said "Get a Job". Thus, the universe was created. | |
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bobalu
New Member
Number of posts : 21
Age : 31
Location : IN YOUR FACE! XP
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:25 pm | |
| If Chuck Norris is late, time had better slow down... | |
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bobalu
New Member
Number of posts : 21
Age : 31
Location : IN YOUR FACE! XP
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:26 pm | |
| They made a Chuck Norris TP once, but it didn't take crap from anyone. | |
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Fridae
Beastman
Number of posts : 89
Age : 31
Location : Inside a cardboard box
Registration date : 2009-02-11
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:26 am | |
| Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. | |
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bobalu
New Member
Number of posts : 21
Age : 31
Location : IN YOUR FACE! XP
Registration date : 2008-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:59 am | |
| Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... then backwards. | |
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/b/
Mods=Gods
Number of posts : 578
Age : 34
Location : THE CAKE IS A LIE!THE CAKE IS A LIE!THE CAKE IS A LIE!THE CAKE IS A LIE!THE CAKE IS A LIE! ...cake
Registration date : 2008-04-24
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:04 pm | |
| chuck norris uses a nightlight. not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris
when chuck norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. wet gets chuck norris
when a baby is born, they don't cry because they got spanked by the nurse, they cry because they are born into a world with chuck norris
if you can see chuck norris, he can see you. if you can't see chuck norris, you may only be seconds away from death
chuck norris died 5 years ago. he's still alive because death is too scared to tell him | |
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Fridae
Beastman
Number of posts : 89
Age : 31
Location : Inside a cardboard box
Registration date : 2009-02-11
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris -_- Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:27 am | |
| Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding | |
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