WEEABOO INVASION!

what are we going to do guys? *concerning /b/, parable, and every other person that ACTUALLY HAS good taste*
weeaboos are going to take over this thread...
as i've seen in the anime club slips...
favorite anime: NARUTO!? wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!?

any propositions in fixing this infestation?
i will make this thread hidden to weeaboo's by promoting you guys lolercopters

bleh.. can't find out how to make hidden... whatever....
i'll just promote you two then...
join the sup /b/ group
im blocking anyone else who joins...

We've got a couple of weeks to plan this out, do not despair.
Like I mentioned elsewhere, It's not their fault the only anime they like is Naruto - it's the only one left on Toonami. Rather than dread the inevitable arrival of the younger generation we should embrace them and educate them in the finer anime and manga and then you can Caps Hawkle all you want.

join yet?

yep.

oh yeah...
now that you're in the group
you've been granted SUPER POWERS!
lol...

Like what?

moderator status...

Cool... so what can I do again?

go moderate stuff...
im going to try and put more restrictions for new members...
since it's easy to make a new account and spam the forum to hell...
get banned...
then make another new account...
so yea...

YES, YOUR MAJESTY!

"ALL HAIL REROUSHU"

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seriously though, they say that like, 5 million times in one scene

btw, mods can moderate other mods and the webmaster. what can we do to prevent a sudden outbreak of mod civil wars?

can we eliminate the threat of mod civil unrest between each other in rl or must we settle our differences within the anonimosity of the internet?

o ya, totally forgot what this thread was about...

well, concerning the impending weeabo invasion, we could take parables idea to heart and try to educate all the nubs in tubs that this forum will harbor.

first of all, we must consider the severity of the weeabo invasion. i have brought out a survival manual just for this scenario and it has 4 classes of weeabo-invasion-ism

class 1: barely noticable weeabo-ism. a small outbreak of 1-10 weeabos. slight references to naruto and bleach. easily moderated and easily contained within the first few days to the first week of the outbreak

class 2: noticable weeabo-ism. a slightly bigger outbreak of 11-25 weeabos. more references and praise towards naruto and bleach. encouragement and preference of fillers and moderate amount of cosplay. moderate to high level of moderation needed. may take 2 weeks to a month to contain

class 3: full blown weeabo-ism. outbreak of 26-100 weeabos (god permitting we will never have that many). complete takeover of anime and manga threads in where naruto and bleach take complete control. complete ignorance of other animes and mangas, staggering amounts of bad cosplay, challenging of other weeabos to mock naruto ninja battles, wearing of naruto headbands and gloves, and complete rioting over the random forum. no amount of moderation can combat this amount of weeabo-ism. no savior within any nearby date. may take years to overcome in which all mods will have graduated and will hold no sway over the rl weeabos

class 4: "please see 'living in a world of weeabos, page 266-301'"

or we could just implement plan b in which we just lock every thread and make an invisible one in which only the mods could see. but then again, that would just defeat the purpose of having a thread for the anime club...or we can just go up to every weeabo in school and punch them in the face while wearing a hollow mask. that adds to their paranoia and makes the weeabos turn against one another. they would just destroy themselves if time allows

/b/ wrote:

btw, mods can moderate other mods and the webmaster. what can we do to prevent a sudden outbreak of mod civil wars?

O SHI-

Quote :

class 3: full blown weeabo-ism. outbreak of 26-100 weeabos (god permitting
we will never have that many). complete takeover of anime and manga
threads in where naruto and bleach take complete control. complete
ignorance of other animes and mangas, staggering amounts of bad
cosplay, challenging of other weeabos to mock naruto ninja battles,
wearing of naruto headbands and gloves, and complete rioting over the
random forum. no amount of moderation can combat this amount of
weeabo-ism. no savior within any nearby date. may take years to
overcome in which all mods will have graduated and will hold no sway
over the rl weeabos

this is what we have... as i looked through the registration sheets, looking at the favorite animu section...
about 3/4 were NARUTARDS!11 AOPIFJAOPIFJAWFEIPAOWJFAWOPFIJ

and a good solution to stop class 3, would to be restrict access to certain forums... ;D
found out how to do that using god mode....

only special users can access or level 5 pplz... haha..... ha....

reeducating the weaboos will be most difficult...
since they all believe naruto is god and everything else sucks pretty much.....

Okami_8441 wrote:

/b/ wrote:

btw, mods can moderate other mods and the webmaster. what can we do to prevent a sudden outbreak of mod civil wars?

O SHI-

Quote :

class 3: full blown weeabo-ism. outbreak of 26-100 weeabos (god permitting
we will never have that many). complete takeover of anime and manga
threads in where naruto and bleach take complete control. complete
ignorance of other animes and mangas, staggering amounts of bad
cosplay, challenging of other weeabos to mock naruto ninja battles,
wearing of naruto headbands and gloves, and complete rioting over the
random forum. no amount of moderation can combat this amount of
weeabo-ism. no savior within any nearby date. may take years to
overcome in which all mods will have graduated and will hold no sway
over the rl weeabos

this is what we have... as i looked through the registration sheets, looking at the favorite animu section...
about 3/4 were NARUTARDS!11 AOPIFJAOPIFJAWFEIPAOWJFAWOPFIJ

and a good solution to stop class 3, would to be restrict access to certain forums... ;D
found out how to do that using god mode....

only special users can access or level 5 pplz... haha..... ha....

reeducating the weaboos will be most difficult...
since they all believe naruto is god and everything else sucks pretty much.....

O SHI-

NO WAI! hooooooly...jesus, allah, buddah, i love you all but...weeaboos? come on...

btw, DICE ROLL. what does it do?

dunno
never tried it...

anywho....

Naruto is like trying to safely land a plane that's just lost both it's wings and whoops! There goes the tail.
Basically there's no way to fix this shit, just put on your chute and bail.

Bleach is like looking out of a window in the middle of your flight and going:
"Uh, attendant? Is that engine SUPPOSED to be on fire?"
In
other words, we've got serious problems here, but there are 3 other
perfectly decent engines on the flight, so cross your fingers as the
pilot tries to coast this thing in to the nearest runway.

One
Piece is like looking out of the window in the middle of your flight,
seeing a school of tuna frolic past 400 fathoms under the sea and going:
"Wait. Wasn't I on a plane a moment ago?"
The
plane then burrows into the earths crust before depositing you in a
country of blue skinned amazonian women who hail you as their god and
saviour.
Obviously.
It's not where you thought you would be going, but you don't have the heart to complain about it.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
true stories

Sadly yes.